itsstuckyinmyhead:

Epic Tales By Tumblr Bloggers

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

thefaggots0far:

It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.

beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

dominospizzadelivery:

dominospizzadelivery:

wtf the videos won’t play on tumblr mobile anymore wtf

turns out I’m really high and those are pictures